Can someone interperut my dream?

I had a dream that my hamster was the king of some european country (either Germany or Itally, can't remember) and he declared was on our country. At one point, I found my self in the same room as him, but he wouldn't look at me. All he would say was "I'm sorry, the tomato is ripe, but the banana is still green." He said this multiple times throughout the dream as the USA slowly lost the war, and became a wasteland. It doesn't even make sence. Toward the end of the dream, my hamster started to cry, and said "I've thrown my last log into the fireplace, but alas, I could not light a fire" and he imeadiatly called off the attack, and jumped out the window to his death. I woke up crying for some reason. Can anyone interperut this dream?